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Srilankawa watema maha muhuda
Ganga 199i,
ela marga 1050i,
kuda weu 934,
wishala weu 27
Diya eli 336i,
pokunu 8811i,
Lin 23567i….
echcharatama wathura thibilath
ai ane oya naanne neththe…?
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1 dawasak 1 Boy kenekui, 1 Girl kenekui
marenna kiyala hithagena kandak lagata giya
Girl- Oya mulin paninna. Mama ita passe paninnam
Boy- Ehenam api ehema karamu - Boy kanden pallehata panna
Girl- "ADARE ANDAI" kiyala apahu harila yanna giya
Boy- (kanden pallehata watena gaman) "SATHYA ADARE Kawadawath
Marenne Ne" kiyala 'Parishut' eka dagaththa
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Eda a sonduru handawe
oya hemin hemin adiya thiyala yana diha
man asawen balan hitiya.
oyage kalu pata lassana as 2 adaren pirila thibuna.
oya man diha balanna yaddi paya lissala watenna giya.
ethakotama oya ellune mage athe.
a pahasa koi tharan sonduruda.
man duwala giya panchanga litha lagata.lagne balanna newei.
HUUNAN AGA WATEEME PALAPALA balanna!!
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Ane sudu mama mehema kiyanne
oyata thiyena adareta rattharan.
Oya rata rata yan gaman nawatthanna.
Mehema kiyanne mage hithe thiyena adareta.
Oyata mokak hari unoth mata indala wadak na.
Paharagena gihin maruwoth ehema.
Mokda dannawada
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.
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Dan hariyata reta HARAK HORU innawa.
Oyawa allan giyoth ehema.
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Meka kiwwata oya mn gena
weradiyata hithanne epa? pls
Eda oya bus eke man lagin yaddi
apu a suwada kawada wath mata
amataka wen ne.
amataka karannat be.
Oya mn lagin yaddi mata
iwasa gannama bari una.
Barima tana mama Rs.2 dila wade ekak gattha
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Mata one oyath ekka
hoda tharu 5 hotalayakata gihilla
hoda dinner 1k aragena
me lassanama lassana wachana 3
oyata kiyanna
" oya bila gewanna "
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JOB OFFER
IN MOBITEL
SALARY : Rs.67,500
QUALFICATION : G.C.E O/L
PLACE : Colombo
JOB : Mobitel tower eka uda hitagena
airtel signal awoth huu kiyala elawanna oni
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Girl’s LOVE
1st WEEK:
Hi…
2nd WEEK:
Hw r U?
3rd WEEK:
mama 1 wachanayak kiwwoth oya tharaha wenawada?
4th WEEK:
I Love U…
5th WEEK:
Oya nathuwa 1 winadiyak wath jeewath wenna baha..
6th WEEK:
Sorry ane Oyawa 2 days balanna bari una..
7th WEEK:
I’m really sry. Mata manamalayek balalai tiyenne bye…
8th WEEK:
Kawda Oya??
9th WEEK:
Ok. U r my 1st lover. So I’ll keep ur name 4 my nxt child.
FINALY:
Uncle ta tata kiyanna puthe…
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A , B , C , D , E , F , G , H , I , J , K , L , M , N , O , P , Q , R , S , T , U , V , W , X , Y , Z
0 , 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , * , #
Ahh karadara kalata samawenna.
Mama phn 1 button okkoma wada karanawada baluwa.
Hoda welawata okkoma wada.
Hari dan oyage wadak karagannakoo.
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Oyage ahinsaka muna balagena
oyata me aparade karanne kohomada mama
Meka kale nathnam yaluwo mata hinawey
Oyata poddak ridey
Leth tikak ey
Mama tikak urannada ehenam
mama
- Maduruwa
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Man Meka kiyanna hitiye
goda kaleka indan oyata
Man dannawa mama Marry karanakam
mata meka mage athin thamai karaganna wenne kiyala,
mata dan meka taniyen kerela epa wela tiyenne
ekai oyata kiwwe weradiayata hitan nethinam
api denna meka karamu
oya kamati dawasaka ape gedera enna
man kiyannam ethakota
mage mona andum tikada oyata hodanna tiyenne kiyala
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mama ada biththarayak 5.10kata wikuna ganna puluwan una
oyage biththareta wada mage biththare loku nisa
oyage bithare keeyakata wikunne???
rupiyal 5i
aparadene oyath loku biththarayak damma nam
thawa satha 10k gannawane
.
Huh! satha 10kata mokatada p**** iraganne
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T I T A N I C
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Me oba dakinne titanic nawai.eya gili gos adata wasara
100k wei.ehidi miya giya adara wanthayan sihi kirima sandaha
obage phone eka ada dina rathri 9.00 sita 01.00 dakwa wathure gilwa thabanna!
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Dail 119 n sing
"Pissa mu pissa mu
pissu pusa mu.." n
get free trip 2 walikada
jail for 3 months..
First 10 winners
will get white shorts
n shirts free....!
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Hama gahakatama kanthare inna ba.....
Eth pathok gaha eke kala
hema malakatama adhraya wenuwen peni sitinna ba....
Eth rosa mala eka kala
hema sthatama jathiyak wenuwen penisitinna ba....Eth sinhaya eka kala
hema RILAWEKUTAMA me SMS eka kiyawanna ba... Eth oya eka kala....
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Whn u fail d final exam,
*ur dad will say,''Tho wibhageta magulakda kare?"
#mom,"Thota wiyadam kare mekatada?"
#GF,"hny oyata man kochchara adare unath api athara godak nogalapim thiyanawa.Marunath oyata witharamai adare.
Eth api affair eka nawaththamu"
#cousins,"aru wibhage Pail neda?"
##ur best friend,"awulak na machan mamath fail.dapan 5k"
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Mama kamthi nah oyawa riddhanna ,
meka oya wenakenek gen dhenaganana kalin mama kiyannam,
oya kalabala wenna epa,
oya me gena dhena gannama oni
samahara wita oya dhenatamath dhannawa ethi
adha re 12he idhala
petrol & diesel Rs:50kin wedi wenawa
eth ithin api monawa karanndha nedha
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Try diz ........Its interestin
think a number btwin 41-50
Now +5
-2
+5
-3
+2
write da final answer in a paper
dan kole namala rocket 1k yawwoth mara fun.
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Mata ada oyawa goda..k Mathak una.. oya katha karana hati..
oya hinawena Hati.. oya dagalana Hati.. oya tharagiyama orawana hati.. Oya ahinsaka widiyata mage diha balana hati..oya dakkama asa hithena widiyata awidina hati.. Godak friendly widiyata yaluwo ekka inna hati.. e hama deyakma mage hithata puduma widiyata galagena awa.
A mokada dannawada?
Ada ape waththata "RILAW" panna....
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Man Meka kiyanna hitiye goda kaleka indan oyata,
Man dannawa mama Marry kerenakam mata meka mage athin thamai kereganna wenne kiyala,
mata dan meka taniyen kerela epa wela tiyenne..ekai oyata kiwwe,api dennama meka keremu,
oya kamati dawasaka ape gedera enna,
man kiyannam ethakota mage mona andum tikada oyata hodanna tiyenne kiyala.
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Mama dewiyangen lassana jeewithayak illuva -
Deviyo mata eka dunna.
Mama dewiyangen hoda aadarayak illuva -
Deviyo mata ekath dunna.
Mama dewiyongen jeewath wenna job 1k illuwa -
Deviyo mata karaththayak dunna.
Mama dewiyongen a karaththeta harakek illuwa -
ethakota Deviyo mata me number 1ka dunna.
Karaththe lasthi.
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Mama badu ganna thenakata gihilla..
hodata thorala oyawa salli dila aragena,
oyage edum glawala,
eduma wisik karala
oya diha asawen kedarakamin
kela peragena balagena inne
oyagen ena suwadai..
oyawa diwe gewenakota
mata denena fun1 sihi kara kara...
ita passe mama oyawa atha gala
oyawa lewa kaka lewa kaka
oyawa thalala thalala
oyawa urala urala
oyawa hapala hapala
pumbanawa...
CENTER SHOCK
chewing-gum........
maaaaaara shock eka
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JOB OFFER IN MOBITEL
SALARY : Rs.67,500
QUA : Should have passed O/L
PLACE : Colombo
JOB : Mobitel tower eka uda hitagena airtel signal awoth huu kiyala
elawana eka..
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Kukula redi da?
Redi Boss
Eluwa redida?
Redi Boss
Malu redida?
Redi Boss
Harka redida?
Redi Boss
Miharaka redida?
Na Boss,
eeka SMS balanawa Boss
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Wife- oya mata kochchara adareda?
Husbund- Sajahan Mumthasta adare wage...
Wife- e kiyanne oya man marunama taj mahal ekak wage ekak hadanawada?
Husbund- ow aniwaryenma,
man me lagin hoda idamakuth gaththa,
eth oya thamai parakku...
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Son: thatte ara sathage nama mokakda? Father: u thamai puthe buruwa.
Son: athakota ara eha patten inna eka kauda? Father: a thamai buruwage wife
son: ithin thatte buruwoth kasada badinawada? Father: ow..
Son: pissu. mona rateda thatte buruwo kasada badinne?
Father: hama ratema buruwo thamai puthe kasada badinne...
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'Sagaraya bandu - Wedanavo hemin adu vena vo..
Jeevitaya gena A/L vetha yanna set venavo...//' 'Eada karapua, Eada liyapuva-Papere enavo..
B) Ehema karapuwa Matak wei nam-wade goda yanavo...' '
Apita kiyalat karannata haki imak pavatinavo.. Eka dannati samaharak aya-pissu kiyavanavo...
'|D 'Perum purana- Samaharak aya univercity yanavo.. Hitagena siti-godak aya hata yanna bari venavo...
' 'Api vate api desa- Balan hiti aya hina venavo..;
D Vibahagaya matha-Ape diyunuwa Maninnata Haki do.....
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Dawasak bus stand ekaka lassanata andagath, lassana kellek oyawama balai,
oya ethakota yatihithen heena mawai,
eya oyawa balala hina wei,
oyage angapatha poddak weulai,
eya oya langata ei,oyata dahadiya dai,
eya oya isserahata awith eyage rathu lassana lips walin ''Ayya,me love letter eka
oyage friend " (-YOUR NAME-)''ta dennako'' kiyala kiyaddi oyage hadawathe 'DUM' gala saddayak ahei Ekata thama'HEART ATTACK' kiyalakiyanne. . Harida?
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Araksha kari jeewithakata awawada dekak :...
1. Hama welawema aththa katha karanna,
eka kochchara katuka unath kamak na......
2. Eka kiyala kakul dekata pana aragena ikmanata duwanna.. :)
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Balanna oyat mekata ekangada kiyala.
muhude maalu gdk innnava.
Ainakata wela piththak dagena inna aipta
loku maalu alllannath ba.
aema miss wela panapu maluwa ayeth hoyannnath ba.
Ehema Dawasata wena maalu Ahu wenneth natilu.
Itin oyath ama dagena inna welawe
maaluwk ahu wunot mokada kranne?
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Aunty:Hi baba!
Boy:Hi aunty! Ai aunty oyage bada pimbila thiyenne?
Aunty:a putha bade malli babek inna nisa ne
Boy:malli narakaida?
Aunty:na.aya hari........hondai.
Boy:aya aththatama hondaida?
Aunty: ow malli baba aththatama godaaak...... hondai.
Boy:ehenam mokada malliwa gille ?
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Onna eka dawasak 5 wasare kollek book shop ekakata giyalu.
Mudalali : puthata monada one ?
Kolla : mm... uncle mata b'day card ekak ona...
Muda : inna poddak.. (mudalali b'day card tikak genath dunna.)
kolla : apo uncle me monada, mata ona rosa mal tiyena ewa.
Muda: rosa mal ?? Kata dennada putha ?
Kolla : pemwathiyata denna...
Muda: (pudumayen) ah ?
Mechchara podi kollekta pemwathiyo innawada ?
Matanam wishwasa karannath ba...
Kolla: na na uncle pissuda ? Mata nemai.
Muda: ah, eka misak. Ehenam katada ?
Kolla: mata nemai uncal ape mallita...
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WIFE-monawada darling oya othana idagena karanne
HUSBAND- mukuth na.
WIFE-mukuth nathi wenne kohomada
oya ape kasada sahathike aragena
ude idala ehapaththa mehapaththa peralagena hoyanne
HUSBAND-na mama me baluwe meke
"EXPIRE DATE" ekak thiyenawada kiyala.
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MEA EXCUSE ME NANGI,
ME BUS HOLT EKA KOHETADA YANNE?
Bus holt eka kohewath yanne nea
mama danna kaale idala oka thiyenne methana.
AH EHENAM NANGI BUS EKA
YANNE KOHETADA KIYANAWADA?
bus eka yanne issarahata.
Habai reverse kaloth passata thama.
APO NANGIGE HARI GAS NE.
GEDARA BATH UYANNE GAS WALINDA?
ne haal walin
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Ahunada..!
Sattuwatte Bombayak pupurala.
Sinhayek athanma marilalu.
Hitapu walassu dennekuge Kakaul kadila..
Un dennata tikak amaruilu.
tawa Buruwo dennekut panala Gihilla.
ekek pare watila Ididdi allagena
Uta hugak amaruilu.
U dan inne ICU eke.
Anith Buruwa Dan me Msg aka kiyawanawa..
onna Dan Hinawakut Giya Lejjawata.......!!!
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Grand mum : ikmanta ethulta palayan puthe
Umbalage miss pare yanawa
Umbawa dekkoth ai iscole aave neththe kiyala ahai
Son :Issella aachchi ethulta yanna
Mama mista kiwwe aachchi nethi una kiyala
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Boy:-Innako mama hemita dannam
Girl:-Ane….mata ridei patiyo
Boy-poddak ridunata mokada
Girl-Ah….ridhenawa raththaran
Boy-iwasan inna kelle,thawa tikaine
Girl-eka harima hiratane yanne,eliyata gannako
Boy-ehenam kamak na sudu…
api wena “WEDDING MUDDAK” balamu
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Monkey son:
amme mata kawadda kasadayak karala denne?
Monkey mum:
sadda nathiwa hitapan. ubata balala inna mamamali
dan msg eka kiyawanawa.
eya hina unoth me magulata eya kamathi thamae!
kemethiy ne…..
oya apuruwata hinawenne
kiyanna beri nisa.. :-P
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Ape gedara kema uyanne ALASTAIR COOK
wahane geniyanne JESSY RIDER
andum mahanne ROSS TAYLOR
gedara wahane TENDULKAR ekak
Reta kanne CHIKEN BURA
SHANE BOND walin thama alawanne
MICHEAL MASON thama gedara haduwe
gedara gaala thiyenne CAMERON WHITE pata
lipata daane PAUL COLLINGWOOD
gedara sindu kiyanne YUVRAJ SINGH
Duwata kiyanne M.S. DHONI
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Oya hamba una dawase mata thibune puduma sathutak patiyo. Eka mathak
wenakotath pudumai. Jeewithe aluth balaporoththu athi kale oya. Mama
hithanne Oyai mawa jeewath karawanne. Mama Oyata mage Panatath wada
Adarei
.
.
.
.
"PEARS BABY" Maw senehase susinidu pahasa. Ah! Ehenam hodata naganna…
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Mata me deya kiyanna wena yaluwek na
ekai man oyata kiyanne.
Eya math ekka ahinsaka widihata hinaha wela
bus 1ta naginakota mata mokakdo una.
Eya lagin apu suwada mata kawadawatma amataka wennati wei.
Mama pissu watuna.
Eya mage lagata awith kiyapu wachana 2,3 mata tamat
ahenawa wage
"WADE WADE,ISSO WADE"
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Lakshman: Rama kumaruwani, Rawana Seetha Kumariya paharagena giya.
Rama: Monawaaa… Rawanage oluwa hoda nadda? Mama me galawenna balagena hitiye. Ganin balanna call 1k.
-Beep-Beep-Beep-
Hello, Rawana speaking..?
Rawana: Yes. Who r U?
Rama: Thnks machan, Umba loku udawwak kale.
Rawana: Yako, mekiwa nadaththu karanna gihilla mage dadumonareth sinna una. Ane machan Hanuma ewala mekiwa ekka palayan.
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Dannawada Goliyakaranaya Kiyanne Mokakda Kiyala?
Nikamata Hithanna, ENGLAND wala Ipaduna GERMAN Jathika kollek
eyage AUSTRALIA wala Ipadunu CANADIAN girlfriend ekka NEW SEALAND wala JAPAN car ekaka yaddi accident wenawa.
Me dennata beheth karanne AMERICAN medicine walin RUSSIAN Hospital ekakadi. Me denna sanipa unata passe yanne THAILAND..
man dannawa mehema kiwwata oyata terenne ne dan mehema hitanna,
Me SMS eka Type Karanne INDIAN look ekak tiyena SRI LANKAN kollek nokia 4n ekakin. Meka Kiyawanne ETHIOPIAN look ekak Tiyena AFRICAN hali wandurek....
den mokada karanne?
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(((( ) "-. ))))
--: b )(((( ) .-"Z ZZzzzzz. . . . ."
sihinen oba mata penenawanam. .
kotte pulun kannam
"samada oba mata labenawanam.
mette kohuth kannam. . ."
hee heeeeee. . .
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Kunu Lorriya
.–.i”"”"”"”"”I /
/ .-.| Kunu ä \
‘-@- “”"”"@@”"”-
Kunu Lorriya enawaaa…!
Kokatath Oya hangenna…
nattam yanagaman dagena yai…
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Obath rathri kaalaye minisun baya karamin serisarana
GREEZ YAKEK da?
Esenam obe hakiyawata menna idak.
Danma ayadum karanna. "DERANA GREEZ STAR"!
jayagrahakayata "WALIKADA REST" hi dina 21 ka niwaduwak samagin
policieyen dootha pura thagi....
Ape kaalaye waddange wada kida soya yana chaarikaawa!
danma ayadum karanna....
OBE NAMA TYPE KARA GREES STAR_119 EKATA SMS EKAK YAWANTA.
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Friend:- mokada une?
ai ban uba duken inne? mokada iye 1st night eka awul unada?
Manamalaya:- na ban.. 1st night eka hodai.. okkoma hodata keruna...
eth ada uda podi awulak una
Friend:- ai ban mokada une?
Manamalaya:- okkoma iwara wela ada ude man puruddata wage eyata rs1000k dunna
Friend:- ithin eya monawada kale?
Manamalya:- eya mata rs500k ithuru dunna ban...
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*Jewithe hariyata CREAM SODA wage,
"Yawwanaye popiyana chamathkaraya.
Kellek set unama COCA COLA wage,"Sathutai bo wenne.
but eya tharaha unama EGB wage,"kama epa",
ita passe kohomahari set karagattama FANTA wage"fun rasa ona tharam
me monawa unath api hamada KIK COLA wage"biduwak narama lankikai"
me msg eka ewna mma SPRITE wge anam manm ne, katawa kelin.
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Maha Raju: Andare man kiyapu paniwide harida?
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda dewayan wahansa
man me danut eka gana hithuwa.
Raju: Wade harida Andare?
Andare: Hari hari man gonnu 15katama kiwwa.
Raju: Agei Andare…
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda
man me danuth 1 gonekuta SMS 1k yawwa.
U dan 1 kiyawanawath athi.
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Oyath ekka gewapu kale kohoma amathaka karannada?
Oya maath ekkama hitiya adaren.
Mathakada api pansal giya ekata.
Oya bomaluwedi nawathuna.
Mama mal pahan pooja karala awa oya lagata.
Eth man eddi oya ethana na.
Mama hama thanama hewwa.
Ane deiyane mage papuwa hos gala giya.
Mata kagahuna….
“Kauda Yako mage SEREPPU 2 ussapu ekaaa…”***************************************************************
Api hamoma ahinsaka sathunta gdk aadarei.
Eyalata api karana de terum ganna bari wunat,
eyala dannawa api eyalata gdk anukampa karna bawa.
ada LOKA BOORUWANGE DINAYA.
Itin mata oyawa mathak wuna.
Oyat meka oyage yaluwonta yawanna.
Yawwe natot oya labana athme POL BOORUWEK WEI.
mta ehema ewnna epa.
Ehema kalot oya PUTHTHALAM BOOORUWEK wei.
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Oya kawadawath hithanna nethuwa athi
mama mehema ahai kiyala.
Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye
meeta hugak issara.
mehema ahuwa kiyala
man gena waradiyata hithanna epa
eth meka mata thawa duratath
hithe hangagena inna ba
Mata aththama kiyanna hallo
Oya tamath dath madinne
pol mudden neda?
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Me podi lankawe watema maha muhuda.
Lankawe wishala ganga 12y.
Podi ganga 187i.
Aela marga 10502y.
Wishala wawu 27y.
Podi wawu 934y.
Diya aeli 334y.
Pokunu 8811y.
Lin 233867y.
Ane deiyane lankawe mechchara
wathura thibeddith ai oya naagannaththe?
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PACHA 4 = KEPPA 1i
KEPPA 8 = BEGAL 1i
BEGAL 16 = MAYAM 1i
MAYAM 64 = GEHENU 1i
GEHENU 2 = LOKA VINASHA EKAI
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1998 ada vage dinaka
nariyek kama warjanayak kalalu
2001 ada vage dinaka nariyek
gamakata enna purudu unalu
2004 ada vage dinaka nariyek
nil saayam oluwe gagattalu
2007 ada vage dinaka nariyek
kaputekge keju kallak horen kavalu
2012 ada vage dinaka nariyek
wadakata nati sms 1k hari asawen kiyawanawalu
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Girl:- athi ane Kauruhari dekkoth Prashnayak wei...
Ikman karannako
Boy:- thawa tika welawak iwasanna
Kauruth dakinnethi wei..
ehemma thawa tikak ussala pennuwanam
mama wade ikmanata iwara karanawane...
Girl:- ai pennuwe neththam monawa karannada?
Boy-: oya pennuwe neththam...
Mama...
.
.
. .
Exam eken "FAIL" wei.... plz Help me
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Wessak wahina kota
oyage hithata sathutak denenawa neda?
E wessata themennath hitenawa neda?
Oyata ehema hithena 1 kisima wereddak ne
Etthatama oya Ehema hitena 1
pudumayak
newei
Mokada itin Wahinakota
hema
GEMBEKUTAMA ehema hitenawane
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obatath 1k thiyenawa
matath 1k thiyenawa
obe amma pawichchi karanne obage thaththage 1
obe nandath pawichchi karanne mamage 1ne
vivaha wena kanthawatada 1k labewi
namuth dik kasada uu kanthawata eya ahimi ve
cheena jathikayanta samanyenkota 1k atha
enamuth srilankikayanta samanyen diga 1k thiyenawa
obatath 1k thiyenawada?
obage 1 kochchara digada?
oba kamathida ekata?
obata adahasak thiyenawada
man mokak ganada katha karamin sitinne kiyala.
ow aththatama
a obe WASAGAMA
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oyage parentsla oyagen prassna 5k ahanakota
oyata godak kenthi yai.monawada e prassna 5
dannawada?
1. ai late?
2. mokatada oyata salli?
3. ai hamawelema 4n 1 kane gahagena inne?
4. ai ohoma rasthiyadu gahanne yaluwo ekka?
5. ai oyata me msg 1 ewwa lamaya wage hoda lamayek wenna beri?
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Man meka oyagen
kochchara kaleka idanda ahanna hitiye
eth ahanna hadana hamawelawema
mokakhari deyak wenawane
aththatama kiyanawada mata
.
.
.
.
eda Malithta gahanakota Chanchala aduwe ai?
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(‘v’) (‘v’)
(( )) (/ /)
-”–”- “-”-
Kurulla : Api Kiss karamuda..?
Kirilli : Baaeee
Kurulla : Ane.. Karamuko Ane
Kirilli : Apo Baaee
Kurulla : Oyata Maliban Chocolate
Cream Biscuit Ekak Dunnoth….?
???????????
(‘v’)<’ ) Ummaaaa..
(( ))(/ /)-
-”–”–”-”-
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Miss : oya A/L walin passe monawada karanne?
Student : badinawa
Miss : man adahas kale kauru wennada hithagena inne kiyala?
Stu : manamalayek
Miss : man kiwwe lokuwela monada labaganna hitagena inne?
Stu : Manamaliyak
Miss : Modayo.man ahuwe ammai thattai wenuwen monada karanne kiyala?
Stu : manamaliyek genawa
Miss : Modayo.ube thatta uben monada balaporottu wenne?
Stu: Munuburek
Miss : Yako..ube jeevithe aramuna mokadda ?
Stu: kasada badina eka.!!!
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Dawasak rockt 1kui plane 1kui ahasedi set una.
thkota plane 1 ahuwa-:
"Ai ane oya ochchara wegen yanne" kiyala
Ethakota rockt 1 kiwwa-:
"Umbath passata gini thyagena balapan,
ethakota ubatath waede therei!!!
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Oyawa matak unama mama
gihin Hada balanawa
atakota oyage muhuna matak wenawa.
Ira baladdi oyage kadulu matak wenawa.
Signal aka dakiddi oyage
suduwan dath depala matak wenawa.
Oyage katahada ahanna hitunama
mokada dannawada karanne
PARE YANA BALLEKUTA GALAK GAHANAWA.
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Birida -
Eaiii me......mage hatta katuwa gahanwako
Samiya-
Ko.... denawa...
Thamusela maha lokuwata aitiwasikam kata karnwa.....
Me loke pirimi nattam thamuselata
hatta kathuwak wat gahanna kenek innwada...??
Birida-
Ane nikan innwa...
Me loke pirimi nattam katu gahanna nemei
hatta adinna onet ne Oiiii...!!!
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Girl- oya nidagena nam inne? Ehenm mata oyage sihina ewanna,,,
Oya anda anda nam inne? Ehenam mata oyage kadulu ewanna,,,
oya sathutin nam inne?
Ehenam mata oyage sinahawa ewanna,,, oya dukin nam inne?
Ehenam mata oyage wedanawaewanna,,,
Boy:Ane ratharan mama toilet ekene inne?????
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Meka lassana china adara katawak.
Akamat aka china govi pawlaka lassana genu lamayek hitiya.
Ayage nama yoshi.itin me yoshi a game lokkage puta shaisenta adare kala.
dawasak me denna hambela kata kara.
Yoshi.-shaisen, ashimo shimchiyen liy"ajw" oshiti.Shaisen-olajin liyenw kaishek akasi.??
Yoshi-ulawchilan nashi oshitan yamacasi.!Shaisen-yo liyejin likar chinshiyen.
Sayonara.Yoshi.-shaisen shaisen.. Sayonara.. Chishan chonai. Chonai......
Dekka neda a ayage adara katawa."okkoma kiyewwada,lassanai neda?
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Gindara motada diya yata yana kimbulanta.
Thanakola motada mas katu kana ballanta.
Iniman motada gas uda yana waduranta. Kellan motada pasal yana kollanta.
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doctor:-siripala thamuse mokada karanne.
pissa1:-mama me adumak mahanawa sir.
Doc:-ethakota ara yaka ai ara siwilime ellila inne.
piss.1:-uta pissu sir u hithagena inne u lantharumak kiyala.
doc:-ai ithin thamuse uta kiyannaththe u lantharumak newei kiyala.
piss.1:- onna ithin doctortah pissune
ETHAKOTA MAMA KOHOMADA KARUWALE ME ADUMA MAHANNE.....???
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Onna saththu podi gamanak yanna set una.
Nade gura sinhaya.
Gamana yana saththunge nam list 1 keyawwa.
hawo."innawa sir.
muwo."api ready sir.
buruwo, buruwa ethana hitiye na lu.
Sathtu okkoma ekathu wela buruwa hewwa.
Baluwama me buruwa kata aragena me message 1 kiyawanawa walu.
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Onna Eka HelicopterEkak Minissu 3 Denek Hitiya.
1.Americen 2.Indien 3.SriLanken Ithin Me Aye Helico.Eken Paninna Katha Unalu.
American- Api EdathWeerayo Adath Werayo !Kiyala Issarawela Pannalu.
Indien- Api Edath BayagulloAdath Bayagullo ! KiyalaPassata Unalu.
Sri Lanken-Api Edath Kale BaluwadaAdath Karanne Baluwada
!Kiyala Indien Kenawa Helico.Eken Thallu Kalalu.....
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Mata mathakai hondatama....
Api meet una palaveni dawasa,
Edha, oya mage es dihama balagena hitiya,
Oya thol walin mawa sipa ganna oya koi tharam try karada ?
OYA MAWA BANDINNADA YANNE ?
Kiyala oya ahanna heduwa,
Eth eda mama oyata THANAKOLA Kanna LIHALA damma,
Hello,
Itin oya 'ummbee...'
Kiyala
Mage watema diuwa,
Itin thama ehemada ?
Tharahada ?
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Saman: machan uba pawanita kemeththen neda hitiye?
Nimal: ow machan.
Saman: itin ban uba kellagen ehuwe nedda?
Nimal: ehuwa ban. Ehuwa.
Saman: itin kella mokada kiuwe, kemati kiuwada?
Nimal: ne ban. eya kiyanawa mama duppathlu.
Saman: itin ban ubata kiyanna tibunane ube ara sallikara maama gena.
Nimal: kiuwa ban.
Saman: itin mokada une?
Nimal: monawa wennada, Pawani den mage nanda
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DUWA: achchiye anna rasthiyadu karayo tikak enawa paren me peththata.
ACHCHI: ane duwe ikmanata ge athulata palayan gihin dora wahaganin.
DUWA: achchi! achchi! Anna a AMDAN (NAME) aiyath enawa.
ACHCHI: mage ammo hitapan duwe math athulata enakan. Oya balliwath getaganin.
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Podi Kaledi Amma Kiwwa
Yaluwela Nan Badinna Epa Kiyala.
Iskoledi Techer Kiwwa
Yaluwela Ahu Unot Bandala Denawa Kiyala.
Clz Ekedi Yaluwo Kiwwa Yalu unot Badinnama Weyi kiyala.
Eka Nisa Mama Badapu Kenek Ekka Yalu Una.
"EKA KOCHCHARA SIMPAL PLAN EKAKDA"
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Mage petiyo......mata gedarin epa kiuwath, mage yaluwo mata epa kiuwath,
mawa gedarin eleuwath,
mama oyawa badinawa badinawamai.....
Mage karaththe....
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if u hv any kokka
i’ll be there wit my Bokka.
If any 1 hit u evn a Tokka
I’ll b der 2 crack his Hokka !
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G.M. Oya kawadawath hithanne nethuwa athi mama mehema ahai kiyala.
Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye meeta hugak issara.
Mama kawadawath oyagen mehema ahala ne.
Mehema ahuwa kiyala man gena waradiyata hithanna epa.
Meka mata thawa duratath hithe hangagena inna ba.
Mama ahanne ‘oya tamath dath madinne pol muddenda?
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Siripala lastida ?
lasti sir.
pol tika harida ?
hari sir.
karaththe lastida ?
lasti sir.
Ethakota harakath harida ?
na sir eka thama message kiyawanawa . . .
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Oyata matakada api mulinma hambunu davasa?
Oya diha man horaen horen baluwa.
Mata lajjat hithuna.
Oya hodata baluwa ma diha.
Yalu unata passé oyage oluwa atha gava man
Ethakota oya ma diha balan unne ‘mawa badinnako’ kiyanna wage.
Mata godak duka hithuna.
Mama oyawa hodata thanakola tiyana tanakin banda.
Etakota oya haiyan UMBAAA…. Kiuwa.
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
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Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava kiyanne aththada?
Na???
Sure???
Mohothakawath?
Na???
Boru kiyanna epa…
Hamoma Innawa!
Mathak Karala Balanna!
Mathaka na???
Borune Kiyanne
Ehenam oya udeta uderwear 1 Adinne Kohamada??
He He he…Hoo
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Nurse Investigating A Patient With Head Injury
Nurse: Name?
Patient: Johny
Nurse: Age?
Patient: 39
Nurse: Married
Patient: No No , Its A Car Accident
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Ekaparatama hayiyen mokak hari watena saddyak ahenwa
kella -mokkakda e sadde ? monawada waune..??
kolla-me niwithi mitiyak neda
kella -niwithi mitiye koheda modayo echchra sadde ahenne..??
kolla-ai danne ndda niwithi mitiye yakada tiyanwa
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1. Sharuk khan 2. Shihan mihiranga 3.Roshan ranawana
4.Anarkali akarsha 5.Lasith malinga 6.Aishwarya rai 7.Viliyam kumaru
8.Devid becum
9.( ….Obe nama.. ) ane mata hitha gannawath be,
mechchara aya mata kemathi ay kiyala…
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Lokaya wenas una, Yaluwo taraha una, Api wayasin waduna,
Wagakim karata eddi api wenas una, Eth macho umba niyama ekek.
Umbata kawadawath mula amathaka une na. umbawa warnana karanawa kiyala hithannepa.
Eth wenas nouna ekama deya Umba witharai…
Umba Edath, Adath, Hetath… Niyama HarakeK…!!!
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Magic Maluwo
..<:>< ..
.<:>< ..
<:>< ..
Me magic maluwo
pinanawa balanna oninam
obe Phone eke screen ekata wathura danna
Kurulla & Kirilli
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Wasanawa soya yana gamanata ekathu wenawada?
Thith peliya dige pahalata yanawita
obe ruwa mathu unot
oba sebema wasanawanthayek wewi.
.
.
.
.
.
.
(__),.____
"\,/" )\
!!""""!!
ow oba obe ruwa matukaragatta.
obata ape suba petum samagin
thanakola mitiyak THEGI..
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Akuru 4k nisa mulu oluwa awul wela.
"man eyata LOVE.
Eya mata LOVE".
deiyane baLOVE.
daewadda hinda hiLOVE.
Jivitheta kello diha nobaLOVE.
mama deviyanta karanne kannaLOVE.
Me balapiya boLOVE.
me wage msg kiyawanne riLOVE....
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KOLLA & KELLA
KOLLA
'K'- Kiyana de ahana
'O'- Onawata wada adare karana
'L'- Lokukam nathi
'L'- Lassana
'A'- Awanka Jaathiyak
KELLA
'K'- Kapati
'E'- Eka hadawathak nathi
'L'- Lokukam athi
'L'- Lanu dena
'A'- Adaraya aduranne nathi jathiyak
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"Pipunu" kusumaka" sumudu"pethi" men" Obe'" jiwaya" diyunu"wewa..."
Dukak"noredunu" sathuta" sapirunu" dinak" Oba" hata" uda" wewa....
"Kenekuge" duka" danena "tharamata" Obe" situwili "Pahan" wewa....
" Sda" nomiyana" ape" mithu"dama" hade"path"iru" matha" Redewa
