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Jeewithema CRICKET

Ape gedara kema uyanne ALASTAIR COOK
wahane geniyanne JESSY RIDER
andum mahanne ROSS TAYLOR
gedara wahane TENDULKAR ekak
Reta kanne CHIKEN BURA
SHANE BOND walin thama alawanne
MICHEAL MASON thama gedara haduwe
gedara gaala thiyenne CAMERON WHITE pata
lipata daane PAUL COLLINGWOOD
gedara sindu kiyanne YUVRAJ SINGH
Duwata kiyanne M.S. DHONI 
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Poddak Ridunata Mokada 
Boy:-Innako mama hemita dannam
Girl:-Ane….mata ridei patiyo
Boy-poddak ridunata mokada
Girl-Ah….ridhenawa raththaran
Boy-iwasan inna kelle,thawa tikaine
Girl-eka harima hiratane yanne,eliyata gannako
Boy-ehenam kamak na sudu… 
api wena “WEDDING MUDDAK” balamu
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KOLLA & KELLA
KOLLA
'K'- Kiyana de ahana
'O'- Onawata wada adare karana
'L'- Lokukam  nathi
'L'- Lassana
'A'- Awanka Jaathiyak
KELLA
'K'- Kapati
'E'- Eka hadawathak nathi
'L'- Lokukam athi
'L'- Lanu dena
'A'- Adaraya aduranne nathi jathiyak
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Issella Aachchi Ethulta Yanna
Grand mum : ikmanta ethulta palayan puthe
Umbalage miss pare yanawa
Umbawa dekkoth ai iscole aave neththe kiyala ahai 
Son :Issella aachchi ethulta yanna
Mama mista kiwwe aachchi nethi una kiyala
Monkey Son & Mum
Monkey son:
amme mata kawadda kasadayak karala denne?
Monkey mum:
sadda nathiwa hitapan. ubata balala inna mamamali
dan msg eka kiyawanawa.
eya hina unoth me magulata eya kamathi thamae!
kemethiy ne…..
oya apuruwata hinawenne
kiyanna beri nisa.. :-P 
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Siripala Lastida?
Siripala lastida?
lasti sir.
Pol tika pattewwada?
Pattewwa sir.
karaththe lastida?
lasti sir.
Ethakota harakath harida?
na sir eka thama SMS kiyawanawa
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Mage petiyo......mata gedarin epa kiuwath, mage yaluwo mata epa kiuwath,mawa gedarin eleuwath,mama oyawa badinawa badinawamai..... Mage karaththe....
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Mokada Oya Lamaya Parakku-
Sir-Mokada oya lamaya parakku une? 
Girl-Ane sir mge passen kollek awane. 
Sir-Ithin eka parakku wenna hethuwak newey ne? Girl-Ithin a kolla awe himinne!
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Marenne Nathuwa Hitapan -
Pissa1- ara balapan ara pissu yaka miduleoru padinawa. Pissa2- eka thamai apitath ekka pal eka.
Pissa1- mata hithenawa peenala gihinoruwa peralanna. Pissa2- ubatath pissuda ban?
Pissa1- ai? Pissa2- kawda danne oke kibullu innawadakiyala. Marenne nathuwa hitapan.
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Lassana China Adara Katawak
Meka lassana china adara katawak.Akamat aka china govi pawlaka lassana genu lamayek hitiya. Ayage nama yoshi.itin me yoshi a game lokkage puta shaisenta adare kala.dawasak me denna hambela kata kara.Yoshi.-shaisen, ashimo shimchiyen liy"ajw" oshiti.Shaisen-olajin liyenw kaishek akasi.??Yoshi-ulawchilan nashi oshitan yamacasi.!Shaisen-yo liyejin likar chinshiyen. Sayonara.Yoshi.-shaisen shaisen.. Sayonara.. Chishan chonai. Chonai......Dekka neda a ayage adara katawa."okkoma kiyewwada,lassanai neda?
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Api Edath Kale Baluwada -
Onna Eka HelicopterEkak Minissu 3 Denek Hitiya.1.Americen 2.Indien 3.SriLanken Ithin Me Aye Helico.Eken Paninna Katha Unalu.American- Api EdathWeerayo Adath Werayo !Kiyala Issarawela Pannalu.Indien- Api Edath BayagulloAdath Bayagullo ! KiyalaPassata Unalu. Sri Lanken-Api Edath Kale Baluwada Adath Karanne Baluwada !Kiyala Indien Kenawa Helico.Eken Thallu Kalalu.....
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Siripala & Deviya
Siripala:- deviyane Obata Rupiyal Kotiyak Kochchara Watinawada.? Deviyo:-Mata Satha 25 k Watinnea.!
Siripala:- obata Awrudu Kotiyak Kochchara Kalayakda.? Deviyo:-Mata Thapparayai.!
Siripala:-Ane Deviyo Mata Satha 25k Dennako!.. Deviyo:-MMM Thapparayak idapanko ehenam...!
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Husband & Wife
Wife- oya mata kochchara adareda? 
Husbund- Sajahan Mumthasta adare wage... 
Wife- e kiyanne oya man marunama taj mahal ekak wage ekak hadanawada? 
Husbund- ow aniwaryenma, 
man me lagin hoda idamakuth gaththa, 
eth oya thamai parakku...
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Mona Rateda Thatte Buruwo Kasada Badinne -
Son: thatte ara sathage nama mokakda? Father: u thamai puthe buruwa.
Son: athakota ara eha patten inna eka kauda? Father: a thamai buruwage wife 
son: ithin thatte buruwoth kasada badinawada? Father: ow.. 
Son: pissu. mona rateda thatte buruwo kasada badinne? 
Father: hama ratema buruwo thamai puthe kasada badinne...
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SAGARAYA BANDU WEDANAVO
'Sagaraya bandu - Wedanavo hemin adu vena vo.. Jeevitaya gena A/L vetha yanna set venavo...//' 'Eada karapua, Eada liyapuva-Papere enavo..
B) Ehema karapuwa Matak wei nam-wade goda yanavo...' 'Apita kiyalat karannata haki imak pavatinavo.. Eka dannati samaharak aya-pissu kiyavanavo...
'|D 'Perum purana- Samaharak aya univercity yanavo.. Hitagena siti-godak aya hata yanna bari venavo...
' 'Api vate api desa- Balan hiti aya hina venavo..;
D Vibahagaya matha-Ape diyunuwa Maninnata Haki do.....
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Kolla & Kella
KOLLA
'K'- Kiyana de ahana
'O'- Onawata wada adare karana
'L'- Lokukam nathi
'L'- Lassana
'A'- Awanka Jaathiyak
KELLA
'K'- Kapati
'E'- Eka hadawathak nathi
'L'- Lokukam athi
'L'- Lanu dena
'A'- Adaraya aduranne nathi jathiyak
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Araksha Kari Jeewithakata
Araksha kari jeewithakata awawada dekak :...1. Hama welawema aththa katha karanna, eka kochchara katuka unath kamak na......2. Eka kiyala kakul dekata pana aragena ikmanata duwanna.. :)
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"Pipunu" Kusumaka"-
"Pipunu" kusumaka" sumudu"pethi" men" Obe'" jiwaya" diyunu"wewa..." 
Dukak"noredunu" sathuta" sapirunu" dinak" Oba" hata" uda" wewa....
"Kenekuge" duka" danena "tharamata" Obe" situwili "Pahan" wewa.... 
" Sda" nomiyana" ape" mithu"dama" hade"path"iru" matha" Redewa
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Girl- oya nidagena nam inne? Ehenm mata oyage sihina ewanna,,,Oya anda anda nam inne? Ehenam mata oyage kadulu ewanna,,, oya sathutin nam inne?Ehenam mata oyage sinahawa ewanna,,, oya dukin nam inne?Ehenam mata oyage wedanawaewanna,,,
Boy:Ane ratharan mama toilet ekene inne?????
Maaluwk Ahu Wunot Mokada Kranne?
Balanna oyat mekata ekangada kiyala.
muhude maalu gdk innnava.
Ainakata wela piththak dagena inna aipta 
loku maalu alllannath ba.
aema miss wela panapu maluwa ayeth hoyannnath ba.
Ehema Dawasata wena maalu Ahu wenneth natilu.
Itin oyath ama dagena inna welawe 
maaluwk ahu wunot mokada kranne? Ehenam Mokada Eyawa Gille..?
Aunty:Hi baba!
Boy:Hi aunty! Ai aunty oyage bada pimbila thiyenne?
Aunty:a putha bade malli babek inna nisa ne
Boy:malli narakaida?
Aunty:na.aya hari........hondai.
Boy:aya aththatama hondaida?
Aunty: ow malli baba aththatama godaaak...... hondai.
Boy:ehenam mokada malliwa gille ? 
Mata Nemai Uncal Ape Mallita.. 
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Onna eka dawasak 5 wasare kollek book shop ekakata giyalu.
Mudalali : puthata monada one ?
Kolla : mm... uncle mata b'day card ekak ona...
Muda : inna poddak.. (mudalali b'day card tikak genath dunna.)
kolla : apo uncle me monada, mata ona rosa mal tiyena ewa.
Muda: rosa mal ?? Kata dennada putha ?
Kolla : pemwathiyata denna...
Muda: (pudumayen) ah ? Mechchara podi kollekta pemwathiyo innawada ? Matanam wishwasa karannath ba...
Kolla: na na uncle pissuda ?  Mata nemai.
Muda: ah, eka misak. Ehenam katada ?
Kolla: mata nemai uncal ape mallita... 
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WIFE-monawada darling oya othana idagena karanne
HUSBAND- mukuth na. 
WIFE-mukuth nathi wenne kohomada 
oya ape kasada sahathike aragena 
ude idala ehapaththa mehapaththa peralagena hoyanne
HUSBAND-na mama me baluwe meke 
"EXPIRE DATE" ekak thiyenawada kiyala. 
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MEA EXCUSE ME
MEA EXCUSE ME NANGI,
ME BUS HOLT EKA KOHETADA YANNE?
Bus holt eka kohewath yanne nea 
mama danna kaale idala oka thiyenne methana.
AH EHENAM NANGI BUS EKA 
YANNE KOHETADA KIYANAWADA?
bus eka yanne issarahata.
Habai reverse kaloth passata thama.
APO NANGIGE HARI GAS NE.
GEDARA BATH UYANNE GAS WALINDA?
ne haal walin
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Zoo News.
Ahunada..!
Sattuwatte Bombayak pupurala.
Sinhayek athanma marilalu.
Hitapu walassu dennekuge Kakaul kadila..
Un dennata tikak amaruilu.
tawa Buruwo dennekut panala Gihilla.
ekek pare watila Ididdi allagena
Uta hugak amaruilu.
U dan inne ICU eke.
Anith Buruwa Dan me Msg aka kiyawanawa..
onna Dan Hinawakut Giya Lejjawata.......!!!
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1.Americen 2.Indien 3.SriLanken
Onna Eka HelicopterEkak Minissu 3 Denek Hitiya.
1.Americen 2.Indien 3.SriLanken Ithin Me Aye Helico.Eken Paninna Katha Unalu.
American- Api EdathWeerayo Adath Werayo !Kiyala Issarawela Pannalu.
Indien- Api Edath BayagulloAdath Bayagullo ! KiyalaPassata Unalu. 
Sri Lanken-Api Edath Kale BaluwadaAdath Karanne Baluwada !Kiyala Indien Kenawa Helico.Eken Thallu Kalalu...
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Marenne Nathuwa Hitapan.
Pissa1- ara balapan ara pissu yaka midule oru padinawa.
Pissa2- eka thamai apitath ekka pal eka.
Pissa1- mata hithenawa peenala gihin oruwa peralanna.
Pissa2- ubatath pissuda ban?
Pissa1- ai?
Pissa2- kawda danne oke kibullu innawadakiyala. Marenne nathuwa hitapan.
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Meka Lassana China Adara Katawak.
Meka lassana china adara katawak.
Akamat aka china govi pawlaka lassana genu lamayek hitiya. 
Ayage nama yoshi.itin me yoshi a game lokkage puta shaisenta adare kala.
dawasak me denna hambela kata kara.
Yoshi.-shaisen, ashimo shimchiyen liy"ajw" oshiti.Shaisen-olajin liyenw kaishek akasi.??
Yoshi-ulawchilan nashi oshitan yamacasi.!Shaisen-yo liyejin likar chinshiyen. 
Sayonara.Yoshi.-shaisen shaisen.. Sayonara.. Chishan chonai. Chonai......
Dekka neda a ayage adara katawa."okkoma kiyewwada,lassanai neda?
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Gindara Motada Diya Yata Yana Kimbulanta
Gindara motada diya yata yana kimbulanta. 
Thanakola motada mas katu kana ballanta. 
Iniman motada gas uda yana waduranta. Kellan motada pasal yana kollanta.
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Rattaran Oya Dannawada Mama Oyata Koitaram Adareda Kiyala
Rattaran oya dannawada mama oyata koitaram adareda kiyala mata e adare wachanawalin kiyanna teren ne eth mama danne meccharai mata oya nethuwa meloke gewatwenna be kiyala vitarai mama tama oyawa hebahin dekala netath oyagen atwenna beritaramata oyage hadawathata lanwela oya tama danne nethuwa ati oyata pixsiyek wage adare karana kellek innawa kiyala atthamai rattaran mata oya nethuwa meloke jiwat wenna be ehema unoth mage papuwa pelila merila yavi… mathu upadina hema atmayakama oya magema wenna kiyalai mama prartana karanne /mehema adare karana girl kenek mata ikmanata lebewa
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issan Kotuwa
doctor:-siripala thamuse mokada karanne.
pissa1:-mama me adumak mahanawa sir.
Doc:-ethakota ara yaka ai ara siwilime ellila inne.
piss.1:-uta pissu sir u hithagena inne u lantharumak kiyala.
doc:-ai ithin thamuse uta kiyannaththe u lantharumak newei kiyala.
piss.1:- onna ithin doctortah pissune ETHAKOTA MAMA KOHOMADA KARUWALE ME ADUMA MAHANNE.....???
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